‘Tis the night before Christmas and on KDP,
Not a new free book’s listed for browsers to see.
The trolls, eschewing their favorite food, lemons,
Are skulking in caves, eating unripe persimmons.
And authors have turned their computers to OFF
With loved ones to greet and libations to quaff.
So to all of you on this magical night:
Peace, Joy and Hope for a New Year that’s bright.